BRUTAL INCIDENT: PASTOR WADEN ASSAULTS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was observed assaulting a McDonald's employee during the lunch rush yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden complained loudly about his order. The McDonald's employee, identified as John Doe, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden became more aggressive. Witnesses